So I find myself trying this latest fad in teeth whitening, crest whitening strips. Even thought I wasn’t happy shelling out that much cash for these stupid things, (like $30 for a pack of this shit) I figured what the hell, maybe they will help keep my teeth white.
But I have a question, is it safe to wear these things while smoking out of my bong? I mean, they are little plastic things you wrap over your teeth, so its not like you’re actually making things worse since your little teeth are covered with plastic.
After salivating all over my chin and fingers, I managed to get these things on my teeth and it feels like I am chewing on gum wrappers. Yuck. Yet after a few minutes you don’t really notice them, until you go to drink something and realize how gross it tastes. Yuck again. In 30 minutes we wil see what the results are. Until then let’s look at some porn:
Since we are sort of on the topic of hygiene and cleanliness, check out these sick bitches:
Cute Booger Eaters: Here is a site featuring six hot teens who like to pick their nose and eat their boogers. Pretty disgusting, right? Well wait til you see how hot these chicks are. Really, do you give a shit if a hot babe plucks her nose goblins every now and then? Why not, cleanliness next to godliness, may they clean all their holes and clean them good.
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My Farting Fetish: Ok so I know some of you are going to give me shit for this - pun intended - but chicks laying stink bombs really do it for me. I didn’t know I did until my girl started letting them slip in front of me every so often. Then when she popped one during sex and after getting embarrassed she told me she farted when she would get really excited or sometimes when she would have an orgasm. So from there I developed my farting fetish. farting fetish