So I find myself trying this latest fad in teeth whitening, crest whitening strips. Even thought I wasn’t happy shelling out that much cash for these stupid things, (like $30 for a pack of this shit) I figured what the hell, maybe they will help keep my teeth white.

But I have a question, is it safe to wear these things while smoking out of my bong? I mean, they are little plastic things you wrap over your teeth, so its not like you’re actually making things worse since your little teeth are covered with plastic.

After salivating all over my chin and fingers, I managed to get these things on my teeth and it feels like I am chewing on gum wrappers. Yuck. Yet after a few minutes you don’t really notice them, until you go to drink something and realize how gross it tastes. Yuck again. In 30 minutes we wil see what the results are. Until then let’s look at some porn:

Since we are sort of on the topic of hygiene and cleanliness, check out these sick bitches:

Cute Booger Eaters: Here is a site featuring six hot teens who like to pick their nose and eat their boogers. Pretty disgusting, right? Well wait til you see how hot these chicks are. Really, do you give a shit if a hot babe plucks her nose goblins every now and then? Why not, cleanliness next to godliness, may they clean all their holes and clean them good.

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My Farting Fetish: Ok so I know some of you are going to give me shit for this - pun intended - but chicks laying stink bombs really do it for me. I didn’t know I did until my girl started letting them slip in front of me every so often. Then when she popped one during sex and after getting embarrassed she told me she farted when she would get really excited or sometimes when she would have an orgasm. So from there I developed my farting fetish. farting fetish

So just the other day I was talking about how hot Brazilian chicks are. Well check this, there is a brand new site called Teen Brazil and its sure to put a dent in your trousers. Check it out:

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Once again I found another site thats so hot, yet so disgusting I had to pleasure myself after watching the videos. Hot chicks who love to go to town on a guys asshole, with their tongue! I used to bang some slut that would occasionally lick my ass. It wasn’t often, but when she did I used to jerk my rod and spray her down with my goo at the same time. It was so fucking hot, but it did get a little tiring holding my legs up over my head like that. How do chicks do that shit?

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Not everyday you find a hot chick that has half an idea of what the hell is going on in the world around them, if they’re not too busy shopping for shoes or putting on makeup. Chicks are mostly good for shit like that. Anyhow I met this chick in the yahoo personals and she was so hot that I jizzed in my shorts just when we were chatting. Ok, well almost. She has a bunch of sites and does shit in her members area like suck off her boyfriend and eat some chicks clam hole. Basic amateur slut behavior, but as I said this girl is actually smart and can hold a conversation. If you go to her site you will see what I mean. Try and catch her on her instant messenger thing and you might get lucky and talk her into giving you a free pass. I did.

check out: Janey Sweet- her site even has free pics she takes of her girlfriends fucking themselves and being slutty net whores.

I think I found the best cheerleader site ever. I just finished browsing this site ended up jerking my schlong like mad when I found the pics of Aly teasing that poor guy in the pics, he must have had quite a hard on! I know I did, I busted a nut all over my monitor! Now I have to clean this shit up errrr… anyhow…

Radical Cheerleaders features amateur college girls in their uniforms, err actually out of their uniforms having fun and posting nude for some cause, I didn’t recall cause I was busy jerking off to the pics. hehe yum.

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